19 / 10 / 04
Bill Gates passes his mortal life
and to nobody's surprise including his own, he ends up in hell.
Satan greets him.
"
and
to the site Mr. Gates. We've been waiting for you.
This will be your
for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy
and a big
for all of your life. Frankly releasing
95 two years early, would by itself, have landed you here.
But enough of that. You've arrived on a day when I'm in a good mood
so I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire
in which millions of souls are tormented
and tortured.
He then takes him to a huge collouseum where souls are chased by ferocious
and then eaten over and over again.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful blonde
and a bottle of the finest wine.
To Bill's delight
there is a PC
in the corner. Without hesitation, he says, "This is definitely where I want to spend eternity!"
So Satan lets him in the room, locks the door, and swallows the
. He turns to leave and bumps into one of his best friends, who happens to be a demon
. The demon
says
"THAT WAS BILL GATES! WHY DID YOU LET HIM HAVE THE BEST ROOM OF ALL????"
"That's just what everyone thinks!" Satan snickers
. "The bottle has a hole in the bottom of it and the blonde
doesn't!"
"But what about the PC?" retorts the demon
.
"It has
2000 but I took off 3 keys."
"Well, what 3 keys?"
"CTRL, ALT, and DELETE!"
 ICF
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Date: October 20, 2004 @ 3:59 PM
  Gotta love it!
XP all the way 
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 Mefistow
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Date: October 21, 2004 @ 12:53 PM
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 TheWitchingHour
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Date: October 21, 2004 @ 6:42 PM
evil
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 MonnieB
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Date: October 21, 2004 @ 8:05 PM
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 victorsskull
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Date: October 26, 2004 @ 11:19 AM
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 rumtumm69
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Date: October 27, 2004 @ 12:59 PM
LOL
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 DragonofFire
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Date: October 30, 2004 @ 1:00 AM
OMFG that's hilliarious...DragonofFallen told me that and I just laughed...
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hollyoake
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Date: November 3, 2004 @ 12:46 AM
i like!!!
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Rodrica
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Date: November 4, 2004 @ 5:34 AM
  Here's hoping!
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AshFerry
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Date: November 6, 2004 @ 11:52 AM
That is tooo funny! Thanks for the giggles this fine Saturday Morning. 
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DjTre
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Date: November 6, 2004 @ 5:25 PM
funny shyt i wuz crackin up for hours i had my cuz read it 2 he fell on hiz azz thanx for a good laugh
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JennyK
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Date: November 8, 2004 @ 11:41 AM
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 Amp
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Date: November 9, 2004 @ 12:46 PM
lol str8 hallarious
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K3VIN
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Date: November 16, 2005 @ 4:10 PM
windows 2000 owns.. alot faster then xp with its extra feautures that suck
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BOWILLIE
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Date: November 16, 2005 @ 4:25 PM
..roko incarnate..lol..
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thought-fox
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Date: November 16, 2005 @ 6:27 PM
Justice will be done! Everyone should get Macs!  vv
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 Dexter
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Date: November 16, 2005 @ 6:29 PM
Got one but I'm not allowed to wear it in the park any more...
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 ShadowMom
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Date: May 4, 2006 @ 8:50 AM
Payback is a bitch, ain't it?
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